| Name |
Pros |
Cons |
| CMX |
These initials would stand
for "Chris Moon X", just as initials of the well-known rapper DMX stand for
"Dark Man X". These letters sound pretty cool together. |
Nobody will actually know
what the letters stand for. It's kind of stupid when people pick random letters for
a name just because they think they'll sound cool. |
| Ol' Dirty Moon |
Chris Moon is a big fan of
the Old Dirty Bastard. The Old Dirty Bastard is one of the best rappers of all time. |
Chris Moon doesn't actually
have any relation to the Old Dirty Bastard, and in fact can't even keep a beat. |
| Assquake |
This name is powerful in
that it alludes to the mighty tremors of an earthquake. The "ass" suggests
that it is not the ground, but rather the asses of competing players that will be rocked
into oblivion. And after all, the name of the game is Quake. |
Sounds pretty gay to
me. Chris Moon's retort: "When you think ass, you don't have to be so
anal-centric!" |
| Baby Moonuga |
Lisa
insisted that I include this one.
She thought it was cute. |
Classic childhood songs by
Raffi don't instill fear in most people. Chris Moon would be subject to such clever
barbs as "Blow this out your spout, blubber head!" and "Where's your mama
now, bitch?" Possible response: "Hey, I'm just a little white Moon on the
go!" |
| Scary Man |
Let's face it: Quake names
are really stupid. If a Quake player's name is "Lightning Bloody Chaos Marauder
Black Angel of Certain Doom", chances are he is actually an overweight 12-year-old
with thick glasses. This name is funny because it mocks Quake names in general. |
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