Satan Baby
| Do you remember the huge “Dancing Baby” craze that occurred a couple of years ago? Well if you thought that that was big, wait until the “Satanic Baby” craze takes off!That’s right, the Satanic Baby! Smiling a cute baby smile, he wiggles his chubby little arms and exclaims “I am the spawn of Satan! Fear my wrath!” in a harsh demonic rasp.
Jason and Stephanie built the Satan Baby and put him in our lab. If you want to build your own Satan Baby, just follow the instructions below. |
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Step 1:Start with a “Baby Tub O’ Love”.
This adorable little rubber doll is available at your local Toys ‘R Us. |
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Step 2:Go to the hardware store and purchase a string of red Christmas lights. |
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Step 3:Remove the doll’s head. Stuff the string of bulbs inside the head and body of the doll. |
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Step 4:Put the head back on and plug in the lights. Congratulations! Your Satanic Baby is now complete! |
| Satanic Baby is tons of fun to play with. I like to spin his head all the way around and make him say cute things like “I will engulf your soul in a black inferno of death and despair!” and “Bow to the whims of my master Beelzebub or you will suffer eternal torment such as no mortal has experienced!”For added enjoyment, add a blinker bulb to the series of lights to make portions of Satanic Baby blink rhythmically. |
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