OS Final

Posted December 17, 2000 at 5:43 pm No Comments

Since my Operating systems final is tomorrow, I thought I would take a few vignettes illustrating how I spent the day in preparation.

HOW TO STUDY FOR AN OPERATING SYSTEMS FINAL


College students will go to great
lengths for free shampoo.

First, take all of your tiny trial size packets of Pert Plus and consolidate them into a single shampoo bottle.One of your roommates may point out that in the time it takes to complete this laborious process, you could easily earn enough money to purchase a new bottle of Pert Plus.  Ignore him.
Next, borrow Addie’s copy of The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Understanding Judaism.


Hmm, this Bar Mitzvah chapter sure is intriguing.

Finally, glue a cigarette into the mouth of a rubber rat, and place it in front of someone’s door.  Light the cigarette, knock on her door, and hide.  When she comes out to investigate, take a picture.Your success on the final is virtually assured.

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