Chris Moon sent me an e-mail today with suggestions on how to improve my hit count. His main point was that I should include more things on my page that people type into search engines. After all, nobody really goes to Altavista and types in “Monzy”. They’re more likely to type in things like “free blowjob pictures” or “naked spice girls”. I’m not sure exactly how the indexing on search engines works, but I think that if I include the right key phrases on my web page enough times, the search engines will pick them up. I know, for example, that Scott Wen included the phrase “hot Asian hunks” on his web page, and his page now comes up third on an Altavista query for that string.
So today I have something special. Naked Spice Girls. That’s right! Naked Spice Girls. Now if anybody is looking for Naked Spice Girls, they can come here to find Free Pictures of Naked Spice Girls. This is definitely the place for Nude Spice Girls Pictures of Naked Spice Girls. Yes, I said Free Nude Spice Girls Pictures featuring Naked Spice Girls. By this I mean that you can find Pictures of Naked Spice Girls. Naked Spice Girls. Naked Spice Girls. Naked Spice Girls.
There, that should do it. Now I’ll just wait a week or so, and the hits will start pouring in.
Oh, I suppose that in the interest of fairness I should include the naked Spice Girls pictures.
These are some Spice Girls dolls that we have in the lab where I work. Tina bought them for us. She’s a big Spice Girls fan.
||Here’s what they look like naked. It’s kind of creepy if you ask me.|