Have you ever read the ingredients label on a Slim Jim? In case you haven’t, an image of the label is shown below. Doesn’t the second ingredient on the list sort of stand out?

That got Ethan and I thinking: what exactly would a chicken separation machine look like?

Monzy’s rendition of a
chicken separator.

I envision the chicken separator as a box with cones at each end. The chicken enters on one side, and a bunch of whirring, clicking, and squawking is heard emanating from the box. Several minutes later, a pile of separated chicken parts drops out of the bottom of the machine.

Ethan’s rendition of a chicken separator.